Heather Graham

(From Hans)

I can't reach your site. China's internet is slightly stall-y. As in stalinist. They've indefinitely banned youtube because of some clip of chinese soldiers beating on a bunch of tibetans. just an example.
but my encounter with heather graham-cum-felicity shagwell was pretty straightforward. i says to her, i says, "holy shit, it's the doritos guy!" as she's hailing a cab around bway and 14th. she gives me a look through her bulbous sunglasses like someone told her her boobs were uneven, and heads into the cab. she ran away like a startled fawn.

bitch.