Heather Graham

(From Hans)

I can't reach your site. China's internet is slightly stall-y. As in stalinist. They've indefinitely banned youtube because of some clip of chinese soldiers beating on a bunch of tibetans. just an example.
but my encounter with heather graham-cum-felicity shagwell was pretty straightforward. i says to her, i says, "holy shit, it's the doritos guy!" as she's hailing a cab around bway and 14th. she gives me a look through her bulbous sunglasses like someone told her her boobs were uneven, and heads into the cab. she ran away like a startled fawn.

bitch.

Todd Barry

I realized that Todd Barry was actually the Second ever Doritos Guy. Though, he's really not famous enough, so he's really only a footnote. You know that bald comedian dude? With the lime in the background of his Comedy Central special? He's in the Wrestler, the boss at the ACME. You know the guy. Anyway. I saw him at a Ben Folds concert in Central Park in 2003. After I called him out for being the Doritos Guy, he was pretty confused. Part of him looked like "Am I really being recognized?" and the other part said, "Wait...AM I THE DORITOS GUY???" We shared an awkward laugh, my girlfriend yelled at me, and we all moved on.

David Cross (Again)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe David Cross was also the Second Doritos Guy ever. We saw him AGAIN at Siren the next year. 2004 it must have been. This time, he was not alone. After the Constantines played, everyone was leaving the main stage next the Cyclone, and we spotted his ass again. If it wasn't Analrapist Tobias Funke in person. He was hanging out with a few hipster chicks. I spotted him again, went up to him and went, "Holy Shit! It's the Doritos Guy!" This time I got a response. He goes, "Yeah, Eat Dortios." One of the hipster girls laughed. We also laughed. I bet we got him laid that night.

David Cross

The first Doritos Guy ever was David Cross. A bunch of us went to Siren Festival on Coney Island in '03. Robin and I were wandering around the boardwalk when we spotted David Cross. He was standing in the middle of the boardwalk by himself. There was no one around and he almost looked like he was waiting to be recognized. Robin and I approached him and I shouted, "Holy shit! It's The Doritos Guy!" He did not look amused. Robin followed with a, "That IS the Doritos Guy!" He looked straight up PEEVED. Suffice it to say, we got no laughter out of him that day. I eventually broke and admitted I was a fan. This moment of weakness would not repeat itself.

Reppin My Street

Cops: Sex-crime suspect also had weed, stolen driver’s license

A Cooper Avenue man was recently arrested at home and charged with exposing his penis at a local bar and rubbing it against a bartender at 1:30 a.m. May 17, police said.

During his arrest, while officers were searching 23-year-old Carson Mullen, they found he was carrying a bag of marijuana in one of his front pants pockets, according authorities. Mullen also had the driver’s license of a Nutley woman whose purse was stolen from the same bar, which police did not name, in March 2009.

According to police, a drunken man pressed his uncovered penis against a 28-year-old bartender while the suspect’s friends observed and laughed on May 17, right after the bartender had given the last call for drinks. The suspect was then kicked out of the pub, police said.

Mullen was charged with criminal sexual contact, lewdness, drug possession, and receiving stolen property, police said. He was jailed on $100,000 bond or $10,000 cash bail.

Introduction

Brian Hart had this idea--This has already started poorly. Brian Hart had this idea where if you see a famous person on the street, you should go up to them and yell "Holy shit! it's the Doritos Guy!" at them. We all thought it was hilarious. Living in the NYC area, there were plenty of random "famous" people to run into. Most of them were mediocre comedians. A few of us began to do this whenever we ran into someone famous. The participants thusfar have been myself, Robin, Hans, and Brian (once). The list is pretty impressive. The point of this blog is to record all of the past Doritos Guys, and share new ones. If you have a Doritos Guy story, give it here.