The first Doritos Guy ever was David Cross. A bunch of us went to Siren Festival on Coney Island in '03. Robin and I were wandering around the boardwalk when we spotted David Cross. He was standing in the middle of the boardwalk by himself. There was no one around and he almost looked like he was waiting to be recognized. Robin and I approached him and I shouted, "Holy shit! It's The Doritos Guy!" He did not look amused. Robin followed with a, "That IS the Doritos Guy!" He looked straight up PEEVED. Suffice it to say, we got no laughter out of him that day. I eventually broke and admitted I was a fan. This moment of weakness would not repeat itself.
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